Been reading through the D&D monster manual and I think my favorite dragon is the brass dragon. It’s a chaotic good dragon that is so obsessed with conversation that it will literally not leave you alone until you’ve satisfied its need for small talk. If you try to get away it will knock you out with fucking sleep gas and restrain you so it can keep chatting with you. Idk how “good” that is but it’s a great example of chaotic behavior, for sure.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll